Be surprised if I update this.

The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses... "Real Fact" #164

Fri, 21 May 2004 00:40:51 GMT

Friends only; this time I'm actually going to try to uphold this claim.

Fuck you; Doctor Phil.

Tue, 11 May 2004 04:50:54 GMT

I would approve of Doctor Phil's death.

We ask the questions; bitch.

Mon, 03 May 2004 03:37:51 GMT

This pirate is going to fetch some carbonated fluid.

The everlasting hatred of cabbage and fresh produce.

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 06:00:24 GMT

Hah, I'm writing an English essay, my mind started wandering; I got this:

Consisting of neatly aligned cubicles, these housing projects serve as a corral for low class African Americans. This corral, their only choice of habitable structure, confines all of the uneducated, poor oppressed black youth and elderly into some sort of strange buffet of pro-crime salad; this produces a cycle which is difficult to solve, almost as if Waldo from Where's Waldo made a strange rendition of the rubix cube.

It works, kind of... for the cycle of poverty.

Pie is hella good.

Tue, 16 Mar 2004 17:52:05 GMT

Class started 6 minutes ago. I don't think I'm going to make it.

Malleus maleficarum

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 05:56:57 GMT

Hmmm, I really can't stop laughing and/or being disgusted with what I see around at school. It's like people saying "Look at what I'm wearing, I'm punk."
or "Look at me, I'm disgruntled."
and "Hey, I have an unusual hair style, please think I'm cool."
You people are fucking LAME.

Speaking of which, i haven't gotten my morning curly fries in three or so days. Fuck me.

There is nothing more mysterious than a dump on the floor,
Kevin Frink.